![]() (Above) With fixed bayonets, troops of a unit of First Armored Division deploy at South Cottage Grove Avenue & East 65th Street, three blocks southeast of Museum of Science and Industry, on April 8, 1968. With the approval of Mayor Richard J. Daley, thousands of United States Army troops were called into Chicago to deal with riots that erupted following the assassination in Memphis of Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. (AP Photo.)
President Trump’s threat to “send in the Feds” has riled Mayor Emanuel, Chicago Democrats, and Don DeBat. Tongue in cheek (we think), he analyzes the chief executive’s plan and its long-term impact on urban renewal and real estate values.
30-Jan-17 – Forty-two gang killings in Chicago in 2017 – 228 shootings – and the year is just getting started.
That’s a 24 percent increase in murders compared with January 2016. Last year, a record 4,300 people were shot and 762 were killed, according to official Chicago Police Department statistics.
Maybe it isn’t a crazy idea to compare Chicago’s gang-banger killing spree to Mideast terrorism and approach it like combating Isis in Iraq. Perhaps we should declare martial law, welcome federal troops to Chicago, and tell them to bring plenty of body armor, assault weapons, armored vehicles, tanks, and tactical air support.
One South Side alderman predicted a “blood bath” on Chicago streets if the National Guard is sent into neighborhoods as an occupying force.
What is going on in the streets really is urban civil war, veteran neighborhood watchers say. The south and west sides of Chicago have become uncontrollable urban combat zones. Gang bangers may be bad shots, but these urban guerrilla fighters, a.k.a. terrorists, have hundreds of automatic weapons and thousands of rounds of ammo. For wheels, they boldly highjack brand new automobiles off car dealer lots.
Some of the older bad guys may even be former U.S. Army vets who fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. These combat vets are qualified to operate 50-caliber machine guns, bazookas, and maybe even drive tanks and fly helicopters.
It also might be a good idea for the federal commanders to do background checks on National Guard troops before they order them here, because some of the men volunteering for duty might be former members of Gangster Disciples or Vice Lords.
So, if President Trump sends in federal troops they will have a fight on their hands, and likely need a detailed Presidential Urban Terrorist Battle Plan to occupy “Chirac,” Chicago’s toughest neighborhoods, for months, maybe years.
Feds should buy up land on which to combat urban terrorists The President must inherently know there eventually will be great future real estate development opportunities in Chicago’s south and west side combat zones, once they are neutralized and officially named “Trump Urban Renewal Districts.”
Mayor Emanuel is offering more than 20,000 vacant urban lots for sale in the inner city for an affordable price of $1 each, plus closing costs of $56 per lot. If President Trump orders Uncle Sam to buy all the vacant lots in a sweeping investment deal it would cost only $1.14 million, a drop in the federal deficit bucket.
The Urban Terrorist Battle Plan could call for the federal government to take title to these lots to provide grassroots military bases for the National Guard troops close to the combat zones. Studying a detailed history of the Vietnam War will provide an outline on how to proceed.
Of course, large sections of Englewood and Austin and other gang-infested neighborhoods would have to be renamed Trumpville District I and Trumpville District II, with the appropriate silver Trump signage. After the war, these newly-neutralized former gang-banger neighborhoods should be well be on their way to “Trumpification.”
Initially, the occupying federal troops will live in foxholes and tents behind hastily erected cyclone and barbed wire fencing. Mine fields would have to be constructed to guard against nighttime infiltrators.
However, within a week, excavation can be started for long-term barracks – or bomb-proof concrete pill boxes – complete with sanitary sewers, water lines and plumbing, electric and cable service, and bulletproof windows.
Trumpification will create an urban construction boom, spark job training for minority building tradesmen and architects – and the Chicago Building Department will be busy issuing hundreds of permits for thousands of units.
The two-bedroom, two-bath design would fit nicely on a typical 25-by-125-foot vacant city lot with plenty of room for a two-car – Jeep or armored personnel carrier – garage. Using bunk beds, each pill box could sleep 24 National Guardsmen.
After the war on urban terrorism is won, President Trump will issue an executive order for these properties to be converted to affordable three-flat urban renewal condominiums or HUD Section 8 rent-assisted apartments.
Now for the battle plan. Before the National Guard is sent in, President Trump should offer amnesty to all gang bangers who are willing to turn in their guns. Once the boots are on the ground, the National Guard can set up check points and road blocks at gang-turf borders to stop vehicles and confront the enemy.
The troops also will go block-to-block and house-to-house searching for illegal weapons and arrest wanted felons. With Martial law in effect, there will be no issues about “stop and frisk.” Metal detectors will be used to spot weapons. Tens of thousands of illegal guns will be taken off the streets.
Troops will utilize infrared cameras to seek out pedestrian infiltrators moving about at night after the dusk-to-dawn curfew. Anyone caught outside after curfew would be subject to military arrest or worse.
Legal marijuana sales will be heavily taxed and tens of millions of dollars will flow into Chicago’s coffers to help Mayor Emanuel pay for city services, thus dramatically lowering real estate taxes. Emanuel could then build that long-awaited casino on the vacant former Michael Reese Hospital site just south of McCormick Place, creating hundreds of urban casino jobs and generating millions of dollars in tax revenue. |